Monday, April 24, 2017

PornHub user actually watches porn for science (and to rate bed sheets)


Marco Polo I am not, but today I embarked on a journey just as important. For science, and only science, I traversed the depths of PornHub, shielding myself from cocks while on the lookout for an elusive member… wait, bad word choice… user known for leaving the most G-rated comments on a site known for some not-so-G-rated content. There’s a saying on the internet: don’t read the comments. On a porn site, I discovered, this is doubly true. There’s sage wisdom touting previously unknown fellatio ranking systems. And complaining about dicks occupying too much of the screen in a non-solo, non-lesbian porn film. Viva…

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